well this weekend was a blast i think this was the most fun i have had in a long long time it was wicked fun......once again i didnt place in the show and shine but that didnt bother me.....but to get into the bike rodeo i have some kinda info for yall!!! it kinda went like this......
first event: The wenie Bite
it involves taking a bite out of a hotdog that is drenched in mustard and hung from a string, the rider has to ride under the hotdog and the passenger has to bite off as much of the hot dog as possible... and that determins the winner or wener!@!!!!! we did not place in this event but we were the first to get the wenie in the passengers mouth!!!!
second event: The slow race
this event takes the most skill out of all of the rest.....you have to go as slow as you can and be the last to either put a foot down or cross the finish line.......i usually dont do that great in this event but it is my favorite!!! this year the races were very close and i ended up getting 3 place in this event
third event: the Keg push
this event involves pushing an empty keg, with the front tire of the bike, across the start line and to the finish line the rider to do it the fastest is the winner......now this event is imposible!!! i have seen some riders that are awesome at it it just hasent crossed my mind how the hell they do it so i have never entered this event.....so no placement here either....
fourth event: golf ball catch
this event involves a tube that is about 10-12 feet long supported at an angle so that a ball may be placed in one end and caught at the other end as it rolls down the tube.....this one is fairly diffuclt as well the timing of the ball is near impossible and very hard to get the bike close enough so that the passsenger can grab the ball as you go by very slowly......it was a lot of fun and we droped the bike twice as kerri was leaned way to far over but we did end up getting 2 place in this event execllent that was the most fun i had all day was that event!!!
fifth event: plank race
this one involves a 1" by 6" plank layed on the ground.....the plank is 36 feet long with one foot markers!!! the riders that make it down the entire 36' get to go into the next round......this is the same idea except the bike has to be started with the front tire on the plank and trust me that makes it alot harder!!! but i was the first to get across the full 36' but unfortunatly i gunned her a little hard on the plank and the back tire came off......its all good thou no placement in this event!!
sixth race: potato toss
this one involves throwing potatoes into a bucket...very simple and mabey it sounds easy it is not....trust me........we wnded up getting two outa five potatoes in the bucket......still not good enough to get a placement.....thats all good.....
seventh race: potato find/ first kids then adults
it was cool this year as they did a potato find for the kids as well as the adults no in the kids part the had to all line up and run to a stack of straw and then hunt for the hidden potatoes!!! and in the adults one they made a circle around the hay stack and we had to ride the bikes around in a circle and there would be two less potato in the stack then passengers so two people got elimiated per round and then it got down to three potatoes left and that would determin the winers the first back with a potatoe is 1 the next is 2 and so on.....we recieved 2 in this event Kerri did an awesome job
eighth race: Honey i'm Home
this is also one of my favorites it is damn funny one too, you have to lay in bed (straw in this matter) with a girl (they picked one of the announcers wifes) and then the announcer says honey i'm home you have to get outta the bed of straw grab a pair of oversize boxer shorts and then jump thru a makeshift window then jump on the bike and start it up and then haul ass around the corner and drag to the finish line then the person that has the fastest time is the winer!!! i got second place in this event it was fun....
ninth race: tire pull
very basic you tie a rope around the back of the tire and then tie that rope to a tire and drag race 70 feet to see who gets the fastest time!!! this is a wicked race and i wish that i would make it for more than one race but again this year i only got one race and so we didnot place in this event either!!
tenth race: drag race
this is simple except your on dirt and you only drag in first gear and is only about 70 or 80 feet or so mabey longer i cant tell length that great!!! but it was a lot of fun and i almost got first place but i went out of the lines and hit a pylon and got dsq from the first place and down to third place where i was gonna race the guy that was tied for third but he was being an idoit and tried to do a burn out and his bike came out from underneath him and he hurt his ankle very badly so he was out of the race....
and i do have to say again that i had a great day on saturday and thank you very much to Kerri who played my partner for the day and got some cool plaques herself!!! so that was my weekend and all was good!!! hope yall enjoy eh!!!
