I continued on trying out new bodies (remember - I went away with Al, my alien friend. On his planet, they can change themselves into anything, anyone.), trying to be the perfect something for my dearPinky.
I tried out Megatron, but Al didn't think Pinky would like playing with all those parts. So next I tried the thug in #2. I thought that way Pinky would never forget who's in charge. But Al said it's imperative to let girls think they're the ones in charge. At all times! So next I tried being a big Piglet--so that we'd both be pink. Al said I was way too big and would crush my darling Pinky.
Just you wait, Pinky, you'll see what Al made me. He made me just perfect. I hope that you'll love me no matter what...because I definitely love you, Sweet Pea!