Oh, dear, Pinky's mad at me. She thinks that I'm not ready to get married, that she has been doing all the work, that I'm not monkey enough for her...I suggested Oct. 31 as the BIG DAY, but she didn't respond. I assumed she didn't love me, that there was something wrong with me. So I went away with Al, my alien friend. On his planet, they can change themselves into anything, anyone. I thought I would become something better for Dear, Sweet Pinky.
At first I thought I would be a bowl of grapes...so that Pinky could eat me. But Al didn't like that idea. So then I thought I'd be a box of Ding Dongs...because all girls love Ding Dongs. But Al thought that was tacky. So then I decided I'd be a cute little orange bear...so that Pinky would hug me all night long. But Al didn't think that bears and monkeys would mix company.
Just you wait, Pinky, you'll see what Al made me. He made me just perfect. I hope that you'll love me no matter what...because I definitely love you, Sugar Pie!
But Al didn't like that idea. So then I thought I'd be a box of Ding Dongs...because all girls love Ding Dongs. 
But Al thought that was tacky. So then I decided I'd be a cute little orange bear...so that Pinky would hug me all night long. But Al didn't think that bears and monkeys would mix company. 
