Assalamualaikum....

Sbelum tu....meh baca joke ni jap.....

4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn't
Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled The Next Day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as
dirty and wierd with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and
said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return
the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way
back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days.
They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before the Dean.
The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test,
All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test.
They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.

Q.1. Your Name.........................( 2 MARKS )

Q.2. Which tyre burst ?...............( 98 MARKS )
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right .....!!!

True story from IIT Bombay...Batch 1992-96

Dah dkt 1 wk x naip kat cni....oklah...today nak cite kisah haziq la ni...
Susah tul nak ajar dia ke toilet....dia kata "x yah, bucuk,ade aik olang"....
So, still la guna pampers....asal lps buang air besa je, menonggeng le..geli..

suruh jln g toilet, x nak..jln itik or lompat katak....geli nak bangun....sabo jelah...
Suka ati dia je ckp mcm tu.....kalo ade bende kotor skit kat toilet... dia
akan suruh kite siram dulu...baru dia nak jln...kalo x , dia suruh kite dukung.
Mak nyai dia kata "mcm le pembersih sgt..".. ..mana x nye, korek tanah
ngan batu pakai tgn selamba je....x plak rasa kotor...ngan pakai seliapr ibu..hentam je..

Ahad lps belikan car...rm 2, 3 biji...kecik2..la...mlm tu, satu tayar blkg dah dicabut...satu lg, cover itam tyre tu di tanggalkan, so, yg perfect tinggal satu je...nasib le murah je....dia bleh cakap "ibu dah loshak"..geram tul.... .....x pe.. bln 7 nanti....abah take over plak...
Ibu nak duk goyang kaki plak..... ..bleh ke mcm tu? ..bagi la ibu rahat jap...


Emmm....abah join sukaneka ngan warga japan.....mcm sejuk je...
Nice view la.....bestnye kalo dpt g cni kan......

Gambo ngan big boss japan....."Bah, amik la berkat skit....mana tau dpt jd big boss
kat M'sia"......