If only the buttons on our keyboards could do commands in our real lives. Someone you don't like passes by? Delete that suckah. Hungry for power? Ctrl them! Tired? Take a Pause/Break (what does that button do anyway? x_X). Can't wait to go home? Just press the 'Home' Button! But everything isn't all good, it'd come with a self-destruct button too. For the love of God! Don't press 'End'! O_O
P.s. My computer isn't being very cooperative with me, sometimes I wish I could bring it to life and kick it